THE OFFICIAL HOME OF BROCK
TOTALLY FINANCED
HE'S NOT BROKE. HE'S FINANCED.
Meet Brock. He makes questionable financial decisions so you don't have to.
“What's the monthly, bro?”
Meet Brock
Brock doesn't worry about the purchase price.
He worries about the monthly payment.
Cars. TVs. Boats. Vacations. Gym equipment. If there's financing available, Brock can probably justify it.
He's confident.
He's approved.
He's Totally Financed.
“Bro, that's actually not bad monthly.”
BROCKONOMICS
Financial principles Brock probably shouldn't be teaching anyone.
PURCHASE PRICE
Irrelevant.
MONTHLY PAYMENT
The only number that matters.
ZERO DOWN
Basically free.
84 MONTHS
Future Brock's problem.
If Brock gets approved, Brock can afford it.Probably.
Brockonomics is a comedy bit, not financial advice. Please don't finance a boat because a dog told you to.
BROCK-ISMS
- “What's the monthly, bro?”
- “I got approved.”
- “It's basically free.”
- “Future Brock's problem.”
- “Zero down?”
FOLLOW BROCK
Bad decisions. Easy payments.